My first FitLinxx report

My gym has a system called FitLinxx that tracks all your activities and sends you reports by e-mail every month. These analogies make it look like I did a lot last month:





Who wants to see me lift an elephant? I do.

But then there are these bar charts that point out that I was a total slacker compared to the month before.





And now my excuse for not having been to the gym in over a week is my cold (which is totally valid by the way). That is the problem with me and the gym. I can be doing really great for a few weeks, then something happens, and I break my routine, and I don't go for weeks. At least now I have charts to tell me exactly how much of a slacker I am, maybe that'll learn me.