Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Your iPod astrologer…

I found this little meme over on Vanessa’s blog and it looked like a good way to unwind a bit after playing catch-up in the office all day (yet another reason coming home from vacation sucks).

The way it works:
1. Put your iPod on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question.

How am I feeling today?
Do You Remember by Jack Johnson (no, I don't)

Will I get far in life?
Lady Freedom by Eddie From Ohio

How do my friends see me?
Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door by Bob Dylan

When will I get married?
Fat Bottomed Girls by Queen

What is my best friend's theme song?
That’ll be the Day by Buddy Holly

What is the story of my life?
I Shall be Released by Bob Dylan (ooh, I like that one)

What was high school like?
Belle by Jack Johnson (um, HS was anything but beautiful, let me tell you that)

How am I going to get ahead in life?
Cocaine by Eric Clapton (AAAH HAHAHAHAHA! Better start networking with a different kind of business associate…kidding!)

What is the best thing about me?
And Your bird Can Sing by The Beatles (I do like to think I’m a good singer, thank you.)

How is today going to be?
Better Together by Jack Johnson (It would be better if I could spend today with Jason, we didn’t see each other for about 2 ½ weeks and we only got one day before it’s back to the grind :/ )

What is in store for this weekend?
Bend Down Low by Bob Marley and the Wailers (as long as I get to bend down by the beach it sounds good to me)

What song describes my parents?
Kodachrome by Paul Simon (I guess they could be described as “colorful”.)


What song describes your grandparents?
Blues Power by Eric Clapton (Yes, Midwesterners of German and Scandinavian background are well known for their love of the blues.)

How is my life going?
Space Oddity by David Bowie (here am I sitting in a tin can, oh wait it’s just my fluorescent lit gray cube…)

What song will they play at my funeral?
I Guess that’s why they Call it the Blues by Elton John

How does the world see me?
50 Ways to Leave Your Lover by Paul Simon (I will have you know that I am in a very happy committed relationship. The world got me wrong on this I’m no love ‘em and leave ‘em type.)

Will I have a happy life?
Tambourine by moe.

What do my friends really think of me?
Dogs by Keller Williams (Randy Jackson is my dog.)

Do people secretly lust after me?
All Along the Watchtower by Jimi Hendrix (I have a club of admirers at a supermax?)

How can I make myself happy?
Alone by Eddie From Ohio (I do like to be alone sometimes, but generally not.)

What should I do with my life?
The Wanderer by O.A.R. (Sounds like a plan to me.)

Will I ever have children?
Uncle John’s Band by the Grateful Dead (come on with me or go alone, he’s come to take his children home…)

What is some good advice for me?
We Are the Champions by Queen

What is my signature dancing song?
Loitering in the Lobby by Eddie From Ohio (that’s a terrible song for dancing)

What do I think my current theme song is?
Wrong Way by Sublime (ummmm…I’m no street whore, sorry.)

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
Brown Sugar by The Rolling Stones (a song about a porn star? I’m starting to think my iPod is not so good at fortune telling.)

What type of men/women do you like?
Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd

What kind of kisser are you?
Another one Bites the Dust by Queen (should I be offended?)

What's your style?
Kinky Reggae by Bob Marley and the Wailers (it sure is!)

What kind of lover are you?
Friend of the Devil by the Grateful Dead (I’m just pure evil, aren’t I?)

What would be playing on a first date?
Breakdown by Jack Johnson

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
It Must Have Been the Roses by the Grateful Dead

Ok, so many of those were lame or not even answers to a question, but kind of fun anyway. Try it out for shits and giggles.

11 Comments:

Blogger KleoPatra said...

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12:32 AM  
Blogger KleoPatra said...

Duh! I posted an errant message there. I laughed at your choices, and thought some were kind of insightful. I meant, instead of checking out the SITE, that i am going to check out someone's iPOD since i don't have one, to see what mine comes up with!!!

12:40 AM  
Blogger Tanya Kristine said...

How am I going to get ahead in life?
Cocaine

thats about the only one that made sense...

except your humor tha tyour ipod is not very good about predicting your future.

i happen to believe my ipod is magic. it magically plays, druing a shuffle, every song i want to hear. now i know i loaded only songs i love but some are electronica, some are country, some are dave matthews-ey and yet still! it knows!

9:45 AM  
Blogger funwithyourfood said...

OH man
this makes me wish I would have charged my ipod last night! It looks fun :)
Teddy

2:04 PM  
Blogger Jason said...

Hi honey. Here's what I think some of your songs mean:
Bend Down Low: Too crude to post
50 Ways: you're creative and a good solution artist
Another One Bites the Dust: You're a killer kisser
Friend of the Devil: You're a demon in bed!

2:25 PM  
Blogger Shananigans said...

Hi Honey! Nice to see you posting a comment, you’re usually a lurker. Now get your head out of the gutter! Just kidding, that's part of your charm. Everyone should go see Jason's amazing pictures of China, as well as these pics his mom took on their trip.

4:23 PM  
Blogger Vanessa said...

I didnt find my iPod to be particularly psychic, but it was fun!

4:28 PM  
Blogger Shananigans said...

I am retarded and can't post links. Let's try that again.

Jason’s pictures

his mama’s pictures

You will have to sign in to snapfish but it is totally worth it.

4:30 PM  
Blogger Jason said...

Actually the pics from my mom's camera were taken by me as well.

4:32 PM  
Blogger Shananigans said...

I thought they were oddly well framed and in focus. The camera is even pointed in the right direction. Good job!

4:34 PM  
Anonymous Glitter/Aleka said...

That's awesome. I just don't have any songs on my iPod after I had to reformat the damn thing.

11:21 AM  

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