Hottie Alert

You know what I do when I have nothing to blog about? That’s right, take a quiz. Thanks Tabs! I love this one because it is about Johnny Depp and well, he’s yummy.

You Are Edward From "Edward Scissorhands." You are very shy and often misunderstood. Innocent, sweet, and artistic, you like to pass your days by daydreaming and expressing yourself through the arts. You are a truly unique individual. Unfortunately, you are quite lonely, and few people truly understand you.

Take The Johnny Depp Quiz!


And I’m Edward Scissorhands! The very film that sparked my crush on both Mr. Depp and my girl crush on Winona Ryder. Yes, when I was 10 I found an anemic misunderstood freak with sharp objects for hands an ideal love interest. And I don’t care if you steal things, I still love you Winona. Speaking of which, have ya’ll seen Girl, Interrupted? Go Netflix it. Right now. I mean it. I’m not really into girls, but if I were I would be all over the chicks I this film. Winona Ryder, Angelina Jolie, Clea DuVall who kind of looks a little like Claire Danes, who is also hot. If you have not seen My So-Called Life I order you to Netflix that as well immediately. It has Claire Danes and Jared Leto, another hottie. I regret to report that there are only 19 episodes and I curse the faulty Nielsen rating driven corporate network television machine that drove it off the air. Bastards.

That’s all I’ve got today. A report on the celebrities I had a crush on in high school and ordering you to watch DVDs.

Humpday out.